the best kfc i ever had

1. I like to eat chicken. Eating itself alone is considered a full meal for me. Chicken is considered a natural favorite meal for anyone. Having a meal without chicken is like having a girlfriend but you can't have sex with. That's how it is so integral to have a meal with a chicken.

2. I'm not going to talk about chicken. Basically you would pretty much know how it look and taste like, and should I elaborate this subject much further it would be very daunting. But I'd like to share my experience with this particular kind of chicken I had, and all I can say it is one of the most memorable experience I had until now. All I can say is, if have your chicken meal, try having it in a KFC. You could be the lucky one to enjoy a memorable experience. Ol' Colonel Sanders secret recipe is definitely worth its secret.

3. About a million years ago, I was directed to work in a gas firm at the eastern side of the country. It was my first time there, as I was living in the city all these while. I was quite excited about the rave reviews given from my friends, saying it's definitely different there. And so, excited I was, I began my working journey with filling with curiosity, and anxious at the same time.

4. After couple of days there, I can say it's not that bad. In fact it's pretty interesting. It's the only city in the country where it's located right next to the beach and some happening clubs nearby. No, it's not Penang, and it was not definitely JB.

5. There's not a lot of hustle and bustle, and the pace of the city is much slower compared to KL, in which it comes to my favor once in a while. I guess after spending a week I would have covered every single inch of the city. No problem.

6. The nightlife is not bad at all. During that time the clubs were kind of hot. A bit crude and ghotic, but the dj spinned several good hip hop and rnb songs. The crowd were hot and there were a healthy mix of races. Not forgetting hot chicks as well. I have a long story on that . But that's another chapter. The only letdown of the nightlife was they had a very deceiving name. "Boom boom" was not actually the kind of a nightclub name that would give in the mood. It sounds like shagging with a broom.

7. After settling down for couple of weeks, I have made myself comfortable living there. Initially I hang out alone, but then I managed to made couple of friends from all walks of life. And I really do mean all walks of life. There's even surfers, taxi cab drivers, mat rempit, you name it. It was really a pleasant experience. Sometimes during weekdays after work I hang out at the beach, smoking some cigarettes and weed. Yeah, it was a safe time to smoke the finest skunk publicly during that time. Booze was cheap too. A Jack Daniel's whiskey costs a mere RM120. No problem. At nights I would usually rempit around with my car and later hang at the clubs to get some chicks and get wasted till the early morning. What a life back then.

8. The girls there, I tell you again, are the most friendliest bunch. You can even say hi to then randomly and in exchange they'll greet including their numbers. What a total convenience. Probably it's because there were so many colleges nearby and that could only mean hot college chicks. Chances to get friendly and of course real friendly with them are very encouraging.

11. But at this one day, this one day was quite special. I was just completed my game at the beach and headed to the washroom so that I can chill out at the malls. After getting myself done, I had this sudden desire to have chicken for dinner. First thing that came out of my mind was kfc. And so, I headed to my satria and drove off nearby at the mall. It was probably the best chicken I had.

12. I was just about to enter the shop, and I could not help noticing this pretty creature just loafing outside the mall. She was probably waiting for her cab to go home I would guess. She was alone, definitely. I was pretty sure because I think I had lapped the mall couple of times to search for a car park. And, as normal guy, I would just watch her. She was quite attractive. She's got this naturally permed hair and I just couldn't help watching her. I'm sure she's a mix between a Malay and Chinese, which a descent combination. Not too tall, but not too short. She was hot in her Guess jeans and sexy MnG baby tees.

13. I noticed that she noticed me watching her all the time. Initially I was kind of shy to say her hello, but what the fuck, the worst thing is that she'll just tell you fuck off, that's all. I stopped the car, went out with my cigarette and approached her. I just asked her name. She replied and asked me what am I doing here. Suddenly I had this huge confidence rush in me to get her.

14. And so, I just suddenly said that I want her around, have a good time, and send her back. Getting her to bed was not actually my intention, because I just got to know her. But what hell. She was really hot. She has the sweetest boobies that tastes like a cheese tart and her ass was round as teacup. I guessed that she noticed what I was looking at and she just subtly smiled. Anyhow, she didn't mind me ferrying her around. She was quite bored walking the mall with her friends and decided head back her apartment.

15. I found out that she was studying at a college nearby, and she had to go back quite early. I didn't mind. I just asked her if she wants to have a short dinner with me and send her back, and she said it was okay. I bought her a simple meal which in total costs less than rm10.

16. It was around 9pm, and after we had our dinner, she told me that she had to crash with me because the hostel gates closed at 8. I asked her why she did not informed me earlier, and she just said she forgot. All I can interpret that this was really good nice news for me. It was really flattering.

17. The night was really welcoming. We went to catch a movie, and after that head to the beach to lepak. We talked all the way, and it was not like any other boring one night stand boring talks. It was very pleasant. She's quite intelligent, and most important of all, in control with herself. Not serabut at all.

18. Just couple of hours, we were already as a couple and it was a very good night for and her. Near midnight, I asked her if she wanna club and get wasted, and much to my delight, she said okay. So we headed boom boom to party. The dj was great that night. Much of the songs spun was ashanti, chingy and 50 cent. Not bad at all. I opened a chivas bottle just to put the icing on the cake.

19. Couple of hours fronting with her, and a bit tipsy, we were already hot. She was a bit drunk but I was no less different. I wanted to bring her back to my place, but I decided to chill nearby as there were coppers around. We had to play safe, so went to the beach instead. Maybe after the coppers were done I can check in to a hotel.

20. We parked at the beachside, at this parking lot. It was a bit dark, but bright enough to be safe. I didn't care neither does she, as she was all over me and vice versa. Her cupcakes were fantastic, and we just get on with it at the backseat. I didn't realized how much space I can utilize back there. It was just mindblowing.

21. She gave the best bj in the world with the braces on.

22. To put things short, we fucked all the way until the morning comes. We were quite exhausted and slept until noon. At the beachside.

23. That was perhaps, the best kfc I ever had.